chuck real or not?????????

do u believe in chuck noris?

chuck noris is the aussie guy ask ben

Ben is me wrote:chuck noris is the aussie guy ask ben

hu??

i am confused

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

what are u on bout i am so confused

bens CRAZY!

in a good way

why is ben crazy

thanks vicky





not

going on bout chuck norris

whoever he is




i said in a nice way!!!
and i put a at the end !

yh but who is he and what has he got to do with anythig

he has every thing to do with everytingg

like what

haha

oh i know who he is!

ur picture reminded me!

YEH GO PICTURE WHOOOOOOOOOOOO

omg are you like obssseed with him

SHUT UP

CHuck norris: Hes an actor all ive seen him in is walker texas ranger, my grandad watches it. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."

lol
Love that one!

yeah that is good

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